"Good Evening, America. I'm NOT Chloe Sevigny." But, it could be...

(From: YouTube)  This is Chloe.  No, this is Drew.  This is Drew AS Chloe.  This is hilarious!

I happened across this discovery last half afternoon as I was purchasing a new James D'Arcy film produced and sponsored by L'Oreal Hair Creme, Cadbury Creme Eggs, and Snoop Doggy Pooh.  I foresaw imagery of walks in the park with Maya Rudolph (sans baby wipes), chit chats with Solange, and cellular telephone messages from Dita Von Teese.  I was wearing impeccable, yet understated, striped, Versace underpanties, Crocs, and a humorous T-shirt on which was printed the letter "T."  Insert laugh here.  Is this thing on?  Tap, tap, tap.

Drew Droege writes and stars in these Chloe Sevigny spoofs.  Or are they actually spoofs?  Seem more like commentaries on Hollywood and taking yourself too seriously as a VIP.  The exposure to things you could never ever need if your life depended on it, and overspending on items that cost more than an entire small nation.  But, that's just me.

THIS is NOT to say that these videos aren't the funniest thing to be seen since your cat decided to chase itself in the mirror for three and a half days straight before she figured out, "Damn! That's me!"  No, this is very humorous and very addictive.  

As well.....there are hints of Chloe there.  Don't believe me?  See for yourself...

(From: YouTube) Chloe on a Spring line.  Fabulous.

amanwithaview Today I'm Listening To: "Take Me Home" by Perfume Genius

(From: last.fm)  Perfume Genius is pretty darn cute in my book!

Ok. Here's the deal.  Press play on the video below.  Do NOT watch it, but turn away and just LISTEN.  Only after you listen one full time thorough the song should you hit replay and then watch the video.

(From: YouTube)

Why am I making you do this?

Well, I understand that judgment exists in the world.  I would rather you hear TRUE talent before something material takes over your attitude towards the musical genius that you're about to behold with your ears.

Of course, this IS coming from me and I'm utterly IN HEART with this artist (I DON'T JUDGE, unless you're a complete and utter basket case in the first place).  I love the song, the video, his vibe, and basically everything about him.

Why?  Because he's everything other than what society may expect.  So there.

He's reminiscent of an early Chris Isaak, Heather Nova, KD Lang, or anyone with general soul in their delivery.  What are your thoughts on this loverly song and the artist?  I HAVE to find more out there from him.

Cam Gigandet's New Project: "Johnson" - Yes, It's About His Penis. My Life Is Now Complete

(From: Tumblr.com)  Yes, Cam.  I will go for a dip with you.  Stop begging, please!

I haven't seen much of Cam Gigandet on screen lately.  I will usually refer back to Burlesque, and those amazing screen shots of him wearing only a bag of cookies.  For those needing a refresher course on said scene...

(From: flickriver.com)  Cookie...yes, please!  I'll just take the box.

There is news that Cam's newest film will involve him as a man whose penis leaves his body and takes human form.  All in the purpose of teaching him a lesson on his wild ways of womanizing.  Ummm....ok.  Let me process this.  Man loses his penis, and needs to learn to live with his "actual" mind.  Innnnnteresting premise.  Perhaps this means more scenes of Cam in his birthday suit?  I say AWESOME!  Click the link below to read a bit more about the film that is appropriately titled Johnson.

Cam's "Johnson" will soon appear in theaters...Lovely!  (From: DarkHorizons)

There are just too, too, tooooo many nice pics of Cam to NOT share another:

(From: article.wn.com)  This pic was taken in my bedroom.  Truly!  Ok, fine.  It's a mental picture, and I'm completely mental. 

YOU ARE VERRRRRY WELCOME!  HAPPY MONDAY, READERS!

Zac Efron, you JUST made watching The Paperboy higher on my list of things to do (in the privacy of my own home)

(From: bigteazer45.blogspot.com)  Well, hello.  Nice to...WOW.

I don't know what else to say.  Click A, Click B, and Repeat.  For hours on end.  Smiles.

The OTHER Matt...Not Bomer this time. MATT DALLAS stole my cookie.

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What is a "Kiki?" If the Scissor Sisters are having one, why can't I? HAHA! Let's research and DISCUSS!

(From: YouTube) Scissor Sisters video for Let's Have a Kiki.  Let's...please!

Alright, I heard the song and thought, "WTF is this?"  Really?  I had no clue about what the song was referencing, but I became enthralled with the dance that quickly grabbed onto every gay man, woman, child, dog, ant, etc. that heard/saw the Scissor Sister's video.

Some guy that attends NYU tries his hand at explaining a KIKI, and admits he's lonely.  (From: HuffPost)

So, what is a KIKI?  Well, above is what a HuffPost "journalist" researched (even though he doesn't cite any outside material), but I'm taking it for granted that he's correct and learned on the subject at hand.  Click on the link above to be taken to his article on the subject.  What I gather, from his commentary on the kiki, is that it is a social gathering where friends and acquaintances merely gab.  Gossip, gossip, and more gossip.  Well, if this IS the case, I've been kiki'ing with with best of them for ages.  What a relief that I wasn't being left out of THIS culture! LOLS...

Anyhow, it seems that these kikis are highly relatable.  Everyone, everywhere is taking the song, the choreography, and running with them in their own videos.  And, I CAN'T stop watching ALL of them.  It's the beat, the cliche....Honey, it's the mother trucking drag queens!  Gotta have, gotta have it every day!

See for yourselves:

(From: YouTube) Australia's Gay & Lesbian Mardis Gras have their own kiki

(From: YouTube) No idea who these people are, but they're pretty amusing for taking the SS's video and making one of their own.  Not too shabby!

I kind of want to make my own Kiki video now.  I feel kind of inspired to do something altogether different from the original.  Anyone interested?  Haha...anyhow, let me know if you are!  Love it!

So, from now on if you're bored....grab your pals and have yourselves a mother trucking KIKI!

Sally Field Always Says It Best. You're gay? "And so the fu** what?!?" Love, love, love her.

(From: filmofilia.com) Sally as Mary Todd Lincoln.  Be serious...this isn't the one with Lincoln hunting vampires or zombies. 

Appearing in the soon-to-be-smash-film-of-the-year Lincoln isn't the only reason to celebrate Sally Field.  She's been entertaining us for decades, but what some of you don't realize is that she's a hundred times more funny, brazen, and ballsy as anyone you could ever know.  Don't believe me?

Click HERE! (From: Advocate) to watch her accept an award from the HRC due to her work for LGBT rights/human rights.

See?  Sally AND Daryl are both at the top of my most-loved celebrity list TODAY!

Her's is my new mantra...."AND SO THE FU** WHAT?"

Daryl Hannah For President! She rocks...I love her!

(From: treehugger.com)

Many of you know Daryl Hannah from her many, many films.  She's most famous, perhaps, for her eye-patched, psycho, hitwoman Elle Driver/California Mountain Snake in Kill Bill.  I LOVE her performance, with Sandra Oh, in Dancing at the Blue Iguana.  Check both films out if you haven't seen them.  Blue Iguana will steal your heart...Daryl's character is really touching.

Lately, driving her car fueled by used vegetable oil, Daryl has emerged as an important voice for environmental activism.  She truly is a woman to be dealt with.  She has no qualms about standing up for people whose voices are not being heard by corporate America...even if it means she has to go to jail.  Daryl's been in the news many times in hand cuffs.  Hey, if I would get up off my lazy ass maybe I could get arrested for a good cause as well.  Alas...I think I'm too lazy.  Pretty much, I'm being an activist (as much as possible) through this blog.  An activist for hot men, fun celebrity cat fights, LGBT rights, and upholding every American's right to bit** a little bit here and there.

Just in the past few days, Daryl has hit the headlines again.  She came to the defense of a great-grandmother whose land was being taken by an oil company building a pipeline over her property.  She had tried to fight the company, but was obviously losing the battle.  Daryl rushed in to bring some attention to the woman's plight.  And, boy did she!  Good work, Daryl!

Standing up for what's right...American citizens' land taken every day by big-time corporations  (From: ENews)

Visit Daryl's interesting pro-environment website HERE! (DHLoveLife.com)  Lots of good tips and news related to environmental activism!  I love to hear when actors take their celebrity status and use it for the betterment of society -  in a nation that serves the ideology of must-have-it-right-now-and-not-concerned-with-any-negative-effects.  Complete and utter consumerism with blinders on.

Let's all take moment to consider what WE can do, individually, to make a difference in someone else's life.  I'm not saying stand yourself in front of dangerous machinery in protest!  But, send an email, make a call, flip off a Republican...DO SOMETHING!  LOLS.  You know what I mean.

Stepping off the soapbox until I need to talk about Daryl's next good cause!

(From: climatebabes.com) She is so friggin' cute!  I wanna make a documentary with her...about something!

American Horror Story: Asylum Begins on FX October 17th! Jessica Lange brings it on yet again!

(From: screenslam.com)  She's looking at you, and she's NOT happy.  Wow!

Sometimes boredom leads to some amazing discoveries...

I was venturing around one of my favorite websites (Darkhorizons.com), and I failed to notice an ad for Asylum playing in the right corner for almost 20 minutes.  Each page I went to, it was there.  I noticed it and watched.  OMFG this show is going to be a mind-fu** and I'm going to love every second of it.

Jessica has ALWAYS been my favorite actress, and will probably always be.  She makes characters come alive in the most subtle ways, which is a true actor's job (she succeeds where some actors cannot).  I was always wishing to run into her in Minneapolis, where she lived for quite a while.  That never happened (insert sad face here), but I heard stories from friends who had run into her while downtown shopping.  So, so, so jealous.  Oh, well.  I am not dead yet, so it could still happen.  Guess I should move to Hollywood to increase the chances, huh?

Back to Asylum.  The cast list is breathtaking, the visuals look like something other-worldly, and Jessica makes a nun seem hot in a VERY evil way.  I cannot wait to see what she's done this time, and I can already tell that it's something very, very bad.  LOLS.

Check out FX's site for AHS: Asylum for yourself.  You'll get as pumped as I am to see it.
Sister Jude Welcomes You to the Asylum - HERE!  (From: FX)

(From: digitalspy)  Perhaps this will be the most coveted Halloween costume this year?  I would HEART creating this as my own...had I a party to attend this year.  Alas...Creeeeepy as all hell!

First tastes of Sinead O'Connor's new FANTASTIC musical release! Not to be outdone, she's back and in fine form!

(From: blogrestandplay.com)  This video (for The Wolf is Getting Married) is VERY creative, and that's why I HEART Sinead so much.  She never lets me down.

Ok.  I know what some of you are thinking, and I can even hear your eyes headed upwards in their sockets when you hear her name.  BUT, Sinead is one of the female musicians that is serious about messages in her work.  She never lets us down.

And now, having had it with organized religion, she has a few NEW messages to share.  What is great about this round is that she has some AMAZING sounds to set these messages to.  If you're not a fan after hearing these two new songs, then you need to get your hearing checked.

The new album is called How About I Be Me (and You Be You)?  I am getting this digitally ASAP.  I have always been a HUGE fan of her tunes, and I'm forever playing her album Sinead O'Connor Collaborations.  If you haven't checked that out, I highly suggest it.  It is exactly as the title infers...MANY MANY songs that you've never heard.  She has worked with some other fantastic artists, and the work is all here for you to adore just as I do.

So, here is The Wolf is Getting Married:  (From: YouTube)

AND...The Queen of Denmark:  (From: YouTube)

For more Sinead news, head over to http://www.sineadoconnor.com.  She has an amazeballs new site!  I love it!

Addicted to Coffee, Addicted to Male Models: Adrien Sahores

(From: tumblr.com) Adrien phtographed by Justin Wu..Woo-woo! Hello, gorgeous!

Adrien is represented by Ford models in NYC, and has been in some of the most successful designers' advertisements.  I really don't need to go into why...it's pretty apparent.  See the photos if you're not already in agreement!

(From: blaakmagic)  I second that "Yes!"

I think I like him in the pic, following, the most.  Smiles are never a bad thing:

(From: modaellas.com)  He may be tweeking his own nipple.  That's cute.  Although, I think he'd have no problem finding someone to do it for him.  LOLS...

Keep checking in for more cutie-patooties!  I will have a scavenger hunt on the net for more models for you to discover.  I'd put female models on here too, but they get enough exposure as it is on other sites. Men will do for me!

Daniel Craig's Bond Trunks SOLD. I would have paid to get into them...if they were still on Daniel.

(From: mynewplaidpants.com)  The luckiest swimming trunks EVER!

Ok, I've posted on this swimwear on more than one occasion, and I've JUST discovered that a VERY LUCKY buyer now owns a piece of HOT cinematic history.  But, as my post title explains my cash would only have been thrown in under those specifications.  Putting them on yourself is much less fun than getting into them with the best Bond EVER still wearing them.  Yummy dreams tonight.

Read about the sale here:  Put Casino Royale in and repeat the "emerging from the sea" scene. Hot hot hot  (From: Celebuzz)

Culture I've/You've Missed Out On (Or as Miss Clarkson sings, "Since You've Been Gone," while my ears bleed)

(From: homorazzi.com)  Rob Wilson is a new "model" on The Price is Right.  His portfolio contains the obligatory "I'm a shirtless cowboy" pic.

I see that the last post I created was on July 25, 2012.  Wow!  I've been ultra-stressed and busy beyond belief.  However, I won't be bitching about it since everything that was keeping me busy is for the greater good in my own life.  Working it to work it later...or something along those lines, even though that makes me sound like a hooker.

That being said...

Let's hit upon what I've missed while my ass has been in class, on the set, nose in adolescent literature, and making money that never seems to be enough:

First and foremost...The Price is Right has selected it's first male model.  Pinkisthenewblog has some photos of the hottie....I googled the best one for you here!  His name's Rob...as if it matters.  I'd love to overhear his response to the question, "What is it you do again?"  "Well, I am a spokesmodel on The Price is Right, and it's REALLY challenging."  Hahaha  What's his butt, Rob, getting his new gig looking hot on TV.


Romney seemingly has a louder/ruder voice than our President, but did he cheat?  (Come on, he's Republican...it's all for their greater good, right?) A hankey? Reeeeallly? I don't think so. Cheat sheet!  Cheat sheet!  (From: Towleroad)

Snooki (I HATE even typing that name) spawned something WITHOUT horns after all.  And, I hate to say it, but the kid is adorable.  I wonder how quickly she downs her bottle of vodka after the little one hits the hay for the night?  Pretty damn quickly, I imagine.  Ever the attention-seeker - Snooki shares "personal" baby photos  (From: DailyMail)

Kanye West (who should head South and stay there) has a sex tape.  Why not?  Google it yourself.  I'm not going anywhere near that.  LOLS.

Kate Middleton and the Prince had private time photographed by the paps.  Her female parts were put out there for everyone to see by European media followed by the U.S.  Really, People?  So, so, so rude.  Things I'd never think would happen to this couple.  However, Prince Harry's Vegas pics?  I'll peek at those again.

Reese Witherspoon birthed another baby after unprotected sex.  Wow, her count is getting up there.  Who isn't competing with Saint Angelina "Did Someone Say Baby?"

Mariah Carey has attitude with Nicki M. on American Idol.  WHAT?  That isn't possible!  LOL.  Things that don't surprise me in the least.  Check out Nicki giving Mimi something we all know she deserves...a good earful of what she needed to hear 10 years ago when her ego inflated and overtook her singing career.  I wonder how many times Mariah has made her many employees cry?  Nicki lets Carey have it...there's a video of it out there somewhere. Google it!  (From: Examiner)

Chris Brown had photographed his private parts and released those to the world to view.  Needless to say, he now feels the need to share with us what, and with whom, he uses his penis to do.  Gross.  As if his music wasn't bad enough, now we have to hear about who he's sticking it to (again).  Poor Rihanna.  She sounds like a Smurf singing and speaking, and now she's headed back to an abuser.  Seek help, Honey.  He hit you once, and he'll do it again.  Chris Brown's home video of his seriously deluded love triangle. Can't he just phone a family member instead of exposing us all to his craziness?  (From: Examiner)

That's enough for now.  There's too much culture to catch up on in one post.  This is too crazy for me to consider any longer.  My head may explode from all the important work that these "celebs" are doing for the betterment of society.  Pay attention, Mariah and Chris!