amanwithaview Today's Snooki Alert Goes To...: June 24, 2012

Most appropriately...SNOOKI herself!  As a reminder, the Snooki Alert is sounded when certain "celebrities" simply need to disappear back into their normal lives with zero cameras anywhere near them.  Snooki, having done absolutely nothing to deserve a title anywhere close to "celebrity," should drop her TV baggage and simply retire.  The world does not need to see what her offspring is going to look like.  In fact, that could be the next national disaster.  This Snooki Alert should go worldwide.  We are all in extreme danger of losing brain cells.

Things that can frighten small children: Snooki looking like Snooki (From: allthingsd.com)