amanwithaview THIS IS NEWS? July 25, 2012

For those of you living underneath a rock, boulder, mountain, or seashell:

 Who wouldn't want to hit this? (Sheepishly raising both my hands)  (From: en.knfu.com)

Highest paid actress in HW behaves like the cheapest who** in HW. Nice...  (From: digitalspy)

Sometimes it helps to have an uber-famous parent. Sometimes...  (From: JustJared)

News bulletin:  I am working on this blog post, here at Starbucks (surprise, surprise) sitting near the restrooms, and I AM SHOCKED at how many men go in and exit without washing their hands.  This is disgusting and should provide ALL MEN with proof that door handles in RRs should NEVER be touched with bare hands.  That's why there are paper towels handy and a wastebasket near the door.  Use them wisely!  Barf!

Why do artists NEED to defend their art? It's called art for a reason, People. You go, Girl!  (From: HuffPost)

YES! Let's continue this WINNING streak! Down with the homophobes!  (From: towleroad)

OMFG...another case of unprotected sex (reality TV version). Ewwww.....  (From: pinkisthenewblog)

When will this family learn the meaning of "reality?" Good fu**ing LORD!  (From: HWReporter)

Note:  When having children, teach them to wash hands after using the RR.  We need to resolve this bathroom issue immediately.  :P

Yet another reason to ADORE Annette Bening...and I JUST discovered it today!

Remember her?  She's amazeballs!  (From: blog.zap2it.com)

I feel that I am usually pretty up-to-date on stars and their lives.  However, it seems that Cher's son has taken the full spotlight away from another star's son whose story a lot of people may really want to hear about.

Doing my daily reading online, I discovered this post on Annette's son which is actually quite brave of him.  It's amazing what one person can do to add a little bit of hope to the lives of those who are struggling with their own realizations.

Gives a little insight into why Annette was so passionate about getting The Kids Are All Right made in the first place.  She just jumped up on my list of starts who fascinate and intrigue me.  Mothering done right.  A Million Moms should take a hint at how to raise children correctly.  AND it ain't by starting online protests.

Annette's son, Stephen, sharing a few important statements with his online audience! Brave!  (Linked to OMGBlog)

amanwithaview THIS IS NEWS? July 21, 2012

First of all, let me just say how horrific the event in CO was concerning the shootings at the Batman midnight showing.  It solidifies, and reminds us all, that there are some HUGE nutjobs out there who truly hold no value to human life.  It's so scary and sad, and that's all I'm going to say about THAT.  I AM sending good thoughts and light to the victims and their families.

Let's review what ELSE is happening...a bit more light-heartedly:

I surrender!  I surrender!  To his holy hotness.  (From: screenrant.com)

Who DOESN'T need more Skyfall in their lives? View new Daniel Craig HERE!  (From: digitalspy)

I'm more DAMAGED by One Million Idiot Moms boycotting EVERYTHING!  (From: rightwingwatch.org)  Someone needs to spank these "mothers."

YES! Season 2 of American Horror Story is going to rock. Clea, Clea, Clea is ON!  (From HWReporter)

Go BOSTON! Tell the haters where they CAN'T go!  (From: Towleroad)

I was WAITING for someone to write this "story." Surprised it took this long...  (From: nationalledger)

Anyone besides me think that THIS may be a very bad idea? Very bad...  (From: sun-sentinel)

The title "What Does Bieber Smell Like" had me answering before I even read it...LOLs. Sh**  (From:  slate.com)

ANOTHER very bad idea. Very, very, very BAD! So NOT funny.  (From: examiner)

We had some good news, bad news, and funny news today.   Yet, again, there was little out there this week that was at all interesting.  Just pretty tragic and sad.

amanwithaview THIS IS NEWS? July 17, 2012

Let me start by saying this...it seems to be a slow gossip week.  The only funny thing that I've read thus far has been that Lindsanity's father has had unprotected sex with his GF and is spawning another Lohan into the world.  Let's see what else there is out there, shall we?

Because most everything in HW is backwards.  LOLs.  (From: parcbench.com)

Another Lindsanity on the way? Say it ain't so, Y'all!   (From: examiner)

Someone at babble.com had WAY too much time on their hands. Who sits down and thinks this up? HW men with long hair..and go!  (From: babble)

Strangely...I'm NOT that upset that Uma had unprotected sex with her BF. She's hot. Babies...babies...and MORE HW babies.  (From: sfluxe.com)

Not even Bruce or Sir Paul can get past the noise ordinance in London  (From: Houston Chronicle)

Magic Mike cruises with Clooney..got me thinking, "where the fu** was my invite?" Oh, yah. Not.in.Italy.  (From: Vanity Fair)

HEY! Don't mess with my Madonna! If the French political right can sue Madge, can we ALL sue Romney and make him go away?  (From: Houston Chronicle)

Ms. Beiber kisses her GF! OMFG! And...the girls were drinking! SHOCKING!  (From: examiner)

Say WHAT, Nick Cannon? I mean, who is he?

Mariah Carey wants to get EVEN bigger this year..Nick says he needs..CRAP..she needs hella money to do AI (From:justifytheory.blogspot.com) 

Mr. Cannon-Carey did a quick interview to talk about...well...his better half.  If that's what you can call it.  Rumor has been going around that Ms. Carey is one of the people American Idol is interested in taking a place a the judging table.  They may need to give her a table of her own...just sayin'.  She needs her "space."

I digress....Mr. Carey took time out of his busy schedule (sorry just had a laughing fit) to talk about how much Ms. Carey will need to get paid to do AI.  LOLa abundant here.  You know he's actually just fishing for the $$ by putting this very news-worthy "interview" out there.  Basically, while feeding their twins two hours before, Mariah and Nick were saying how funny it would be if he opened his annoying mouth in public and said she'd need double whatever J.Lo made to do AI.

You know what's REALLY pathetic?  Ms. Carey, if you're nasty, will PROBABLY get it if she shows interest.  They'll need to do a lot of wider shots on the judges' table to fit her in tho.  Just sayin'.  HEY!  I'm talking about her inflated ego, not the baby weight that doesn't seem to be going anywhere anytime soon.  Ooops...sorry.  It's her ego, and the piles of cash she has hidden in her bra...and her pants...and under her hair...and in the baby diapers.  Ooops...sorry.  I'm sure it's all real up in there.  The money, that is.

Click the link below to be taken to the video where Nick speaks sooo eloquently about his wifey's requirements to terrorize our televisions soon:

Nick opens his mouth....and not much of worth comes out of it. Ooops.  (From: pinkisthenewblog)

Lady Gaga Tweets a New Ad for Fame! Seems familiar tho...Just Sayin'

Gaga with men ALL over her!  Love it...but...  (From: idolator.com)

The Gaga has her new perfume debuting, called Fame, and this is the image she Twatted today.  However....

Remember Madonna's Erotica album and Sex book?  ANYTHING look familiar?  Madge took to the pages of her book in the buff, and at the same time released her Erotica video looking like this:

Hmm...looks VERY familiar...  (From: spysharing.blogspot.com)

Sometimes it's SO hard to think of new looks, so why not steal from the woman who has made her career out of changing hers?  The only issue is, Madonna is still rocking it...and a bit better in my little opinion.  I hope Madge gets a few bucks out of the perfume's revenue...just sayin'.

Catwoman...I mean, The Dark Knight Rises Premieres in NYC Tonight! Watch it live!

Selena takes a ride on Batman's toy...  (From: screenrant.com)

The real star of the film, Anne Hathaway is making the walk down the red carpet and you can watch it live at the LATimes website that I have linked below:

Tom Hardy AND Anne? YES! Click here for the LIVE event NOW!!!! (From: herocomplex.latimes.com)

If I were a starlet in HW, this would be THE place to be seen.  I'm anxious to see the fashion commentary tomorrow....perhaps I will share some of the best.  I can only imagine that Anne's gonna kick the carpet's a** JUST as bad as she kicks some baddies' a**es in the film.  And, like I've commented before, I am HOPING upon hope to hear that a whip makes an appearance in the film.  If not, I am going to have some SERIOUS issues with the writers of this film!

Just sayin' that I haven't heard Anne mention a whip in any interview at all.  She has talked about the fight training, but she didn't mention any of the weapons that she would be using in the film.  I don't know why this is so important to me, it JUST IS!  LOLs.  Anne with whip = fabulous time.

Go to the LATimes now to watch the coverage!  Oh, and Tom Hardy is a handsome bloke.  You should probably keep an eye out for him as well.  Ooh la la, Hardy and Hathaway!